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YOU CHINEE IF...
1. You thing you
smartest peepoe in wald.
2. You haf pager an
cell phoe wi you all time.
3. When you an 2
other guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
4. Today, steam
rye. tomorrow, fry rye.
5. Dim sum you
breakfah.
6. Noddle you
din-nah.
7. You don lye eat
FISH.
8. Most member in
you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
9. You mose favrite
collah RED.
10.
You fraid black peepoe.
11.
You thing you superia to all Asian.
YOU JAPANEE IF...
1. You obsed wi you
haih, you cah, an you crothes.
2. You wan marry
Korea American o Chinee American womah(males);
or you wan marry white gai(females).
3. You extreme
porite an act innocent.
4. You feet rook
funny in way you walk.
5. You fraid brack
peepoe.
6. You thing you
superia to arr Asian.
YOU KOREA IF...
1. You smoe an drin
too much.
2. You die instanly
if you stop dring Soju an eat kimchi.
3. You spen moe tie
in bar than at home.
4. You eitha drie
Hyundai o Mercedee.
5. You play piano.
6. You actual sorry
that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.
7. You fraid black
peepoe.
8. You only condut
businee wi locah Korea businee.
9. You speak Korea
in 99.9% of time on sociah occasion.
10.
You have least one relative who owe a liquo stoe.
11.
You thing you superia to all Asian.
YU AR PILIFINO IP...
1. Yu wan tu bi a
dansir, a singir, or an aktore, ibin dough yu hab dayjob as a
nars, a sikyo guard,
adis wasir, a witir/witris or an accountant.
2. Yu kip tilling
ebriwan dat a mimbir ob yur pamili back home is a politisyan or a
mobi-estar.
3. Yu brot lots ob
dried pises when coming back prom bikisyon in Pilipinas.
4. Yu like wearing
GOLD on your iir, nick, hans an pinggers.
5. At leas one
mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
6. Yur sister or
daughter marries a US Servicemean, hay naku!
7. Der ar 20 pipol
sharing roms in yur home.
8. Yu hab at leas 2
PULL-TIME jobs.
9. Yu ar nat
aprid of egots; in pact, yu wis yu wir blak.
10. Yu don`t care
ip yu ar superyor to all ader Asians.
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